Three Days to Go!
To: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
From: MaxParkerCEO@
Subject: Can You Guess?
Dear Charlotte Johnson,
What would be your best guess? Give me a number between one and ten.
Max Parker
To: MaxParkerCEO@
From: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
Subject: Guess What?
Dear Max,
You didn’t tell me what I’m guessing, but if it’s what I think it is, I’m going with one. Sorry, not sorry.
Charlotte
P.S. And that’s cm, not even inches.
To: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
From: MaxParkerCEO@
Subject: Gutter Brain
Dear Charlotte,
Please be professional and get your mind out of the gutter.
Max “Nine Inches” Parker
To: MaxParkerCEO@
From: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
Subject: In Your Dreams
Dear Max,
I was going to say that your brain was one cm in diameter. Are you saying that it’s nine? Surrrreee.
Charlotte Johnson
To: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
From: MaxParkerCEO@
Subject: Is That What We’re Calling it Now?
Dear Charlotte,
You can call it whatever you want? Brain. Little Max. Big Max. Max the Great. Max the Rollercoaster Ride. Maxalicious. Your best friend. But seriously, give me a number between one and ten.
Max “Big Brain and Big C—k’ Parker
To: MaxParkerCEO@
From: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
Subject: Disgusting
Do you have a real job? And fine, five.
To: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
From: MaxParkerCEO@
Subject: Oh Max, one more time
So there we have it. I can guarantee that you’re going to beg me to go one more time, five times, the first time we hit the sack or my bed or your bed or the couch or the living room floor or maybe all of them.
To: MaxParkerCEO@
From: ArtyCharlotteJohnson@Gmail.com
Subject: This email could not be received
Just like your daydreams won’t be happening.
Charlotte “Not even once” Johnson
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